[Gergemp]

let's hear some good dirty/dark/edgy jokes or stories.

[OliveDan]

A man is talking with his buddies and they ask him about the blind date he had last night.

"It was so awful. She has her own farm!"

"Aw, so she smelled?" His friends asked.

"No! She smelled fine and was hot as hell! She even invited me back to her place!"

"Oh! So you must have got laid huh?"

"No!" The guy replied. "Before we got to her bedroom she wanted to show me her animals!"

"So what?" said his friends.

"You know me," said the man, "I never date girls who show me their cocks."

[jurryduty]

Why is dark spelled with a k and not a c? Because you can't see in the dark. (Technically a dark joke)

[Donky-Stan890]

there is a man who is coughing while cleaning his ears, do you know why? he is cleaning it with a car key

[HammerBro666]

Probably my favourite joke I ever learned, believe it's from Super Dave (May he rest in peace)

A guy walks into a bar, and sees a monkey in a cage behind the bartender.
The guy asks the bartender: "What have you got the monkey in the back for?"
The bartender replies: "I'll show ya, but you have to wait until everybody else has left." 

So, the hours go by, and slowly but surely, all the other guests leave the bar.

When the two of them are left, the bartender beckons the guy over, and they go in the back.
"This is what the monkey is for." The bartender says.
He lets the monkey out of the cage, whacks him with a broomstick over the head, and the monkey begins sucking his ween.
"Woah!" The guy exclaims.
"Yeah, pretty good, huh?" The bartender replies. "You wanna try?" He offers.

The guy says "Yeah, sure, but don't hit me too hard!"