27-09-2020, 05:11 AM
Mine is:
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work.
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don't work.
What is your favorite clean joke?
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27-09-2020, 02:02 PM
So Foot, Foot-Foot, and Foot-Foot-Foot grew up together and were the best of friends.
They did everything together until one day Foot took ill. So Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot took Foot to the doctor. The doctor examined Foot and then tells Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot the bad news that Foot doesn't have long to live, but to make him as comfortable as possible. So Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot take Foot home and make him as comfortable as possible until one day Foot dies. Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot mourn, but they go on with their lives until one day Foot-Foot becomes ill. So Foot-Foot-Foot takes Foot-Foot to the same doctor that Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot took Foot to when Foot took ill. The doctor examines Foot-Foot and tells Foot-Foot-Foot that unfortunately Foot-Foot has the same thing Foot had and doesn't have long to live, but that Foot-Foot-Foot should try to make him as comfortable as possible. So Foot-Foot-Foot takes Foot-Foot home and tries to make him as comfortable as possible, but one day Foot-Foot passes away. Foot-Foot-Foot is exceedingly sad, but manages to go on with his life until one day Foot-Foot-Foot becomes ill.
So Foot-Foot-Foot goes to the same doctor that Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot took Foot to and that Foot-Foot-Foot took Foot-Foot to when Foot and Foot-Foot took ill. The doctor examines Foot-Foot-Foot and tells him the bad news that he doesn't have long and that he's going to die. At that point Foot-Foot-Foot turns to the doctor and say "That's impossible, I've already got three feet in the grave."
Look this one up on the interwebs, absolutely hilarious.
They did everything together until one day Foot took ill. So Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot took Foot to the doctor. The doctor examined Foot and then tells Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot the bad news that Foot doesn't have long to live, but to make him as comfortable as possible. So Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot take Foot home and make him as comfortable as possible until one day Foot dies. Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot mourn, but they go on with their lives until one day Foot-Foot becomes ill. So Foot-Foot-Foot takes Foot-Foot to the same doctor that Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot took Foot to when Foot took ill. The doctor examines Foot-Foot and tells Foot-Foot-Foot that unfortunately Foot-Foot has the same thing Foot had and doesn't have long to live, but that Foot-Foot-Foot should try to make him as comfortable as possible. So Foot-Foot-Foot takes Foot-Foot home and tries to make him as comfortable as possible, but one day Foot-Foot passes away. Foot-Foot-Foot is exceedingly sad, but manages to go on with his life until one day Foot-Foot-Foot becomes ill.
So Foot-Foot-Foot goes to the same doctor that Foot-Foot and Foot-Foot-Foot took Foot to and that Foot-Foot-Foot took Foot-Foot to when Foot and Foot-Foot took ill. The doctor examines Foot-Foot-Foot and tells him the bad news that he doesn't have long and that he's going to die. At that point Foot-Foot-Foot turns to the doctor and say "That's impossible, I've already got three feet in the grave."
Look this one up on the interwebs, absolutely hilarious.