[waterheatersurface]

Alright, so I was deployed and was looking online at some nasty shit. Had pretty bad internet in the country I was in, and the country's internet was piggybacked off of another country that was conservative about porn, so I wasn't really sure what the laws were regarding watching porn. Nevertheless, the meat needs to be beat.

So I was on some sketchy site and clicked a video, I don't know. Usually I'm super careful, have been for decades, but this time I had dick in one hand and I was on a mission, so I threw caution out the window.

Next thing I know my entire computer has become unresponsive, my desktop and all windows are gone, my screen blanks, and I get a warning screen that says something along the lines of "YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING SOMETHING ILLEGAL IN [NEIGHBORING COUNTRY]. THE [NEIGHBORING COUNTRY POLICE] ARE GONNA GET YOU" or something, it looked reasonably legit.

So I freak for a second, reboot, same screen pops up immediately. Reboot again into safe mode, somehow fixed the issue, and that was that. Got my boner back and stuck to xvideos for the rest of the night.

Ever since then I've stayed away from sketchy porn sites.

[Mbreezy91474896]

Wtf did I just read

[sonic_sphere]

I used a laptop belonging to someone considerably older than me that i was living with at the time for a right good fapping sesson once.

I must have picked up a virus somewhere along the way because the guy's e-mail address started spewing out porno e-mails to all his
contacts! The problem was it was all straight porn and he is gay. So it was kind of that it had something to do with me 

[QuantumQuatrz]

Only couple of times got a browser locked on a mac. Thing is if you know your way around computers you will be fine. Usually a reset of the computer fixed it..

[sunday38week]

stuff of my nightmares... you never know what's going on in the background after this happens

[Bekom Dhaifulla]

ok wtf kind of site have you been going too

worst for me was probably a ransomware attack on my old laptop, tried to download something and messed up