[Ballz1337]

Funny idea originally picked up from an episode from RvB. They mentioned shit like:
- Ability to fly, but only due north
- Ability to teleport, but only 1 foot at a time

I had some basic ones like:
- Ability to turn invisible, but only when nobody is looking
- Ability to see in the dark, but only during the day
- Ability to run super fast, but only backwards

Show me what you got XD

[Danielsantoku]

Imagine elasticity like Mr. Fantastic but your limbs don't return back to their original length.

[jakejones]

To be able to jump super high but you break your leg bones ?

[Norbi Takacs]

being super horny oh no wait thats why im here

[thundereder9t8y]

Able to start a fire, but can never end it.
Immortality, but once you die, you restart the same life you led previously.
Super speed, but you attract an abundance of bugs.
Super strength, but everything you touch breaks as you don't know your limits.

[RubyTuesday]

invisibility is best.

[rburns1]

Flying, gotta be

[FinalFantasyRulez]

the ability to breathe underwater but not be able to swim so you would just sink

the ability to read minds but your deaf and blind

[Trillnolife]

Time travel = unlimited powers

[linda12345]

Being invisible but only when you dont move would be funny, but also something like you dont need to sleep ever again, but youre always tired.