[Ballz1337]

Hit me with your best or worst. They're always fun.
Worst one I've got is:

Would you rather beat a dog with your bear hands? Or beat a bear with your dog hands? 

[ceratsiv]

Not mine, but the worst I've heard is: Would you rather give the first 99% of a BJ or the last 1%?
Usually it's easy to pick a side, but both those options are equally bad to me lol