18-04-2020, 06:29 PM
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
It was tense!
Funniest "Walked into a bar" Joke - GO!
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19-04-2020, 01:28 PM
Quote:My dad walked into the bar and said hey, then my mother took me homeMy dad walked into the bar and said hey, then my mother took me home
20-04-2020, 04:27 AM
A guy walks into a bar and asks for 10 shots of the establishment’s finest single malt scotch. The bartender sets him up, and the guy takes the first shot in the row and pours it on the floor. He then takes the last shot in the row and does the same.
The bartender asks, "Why did you do that?" And the guy replies, "Well the first shot always tastes like crap, and the last one always makes me sick!"
The bartender asks, "Why did you do that?" And the guy replies, "Well the first shot always tastes like crap, and the last one always makes me sick!"
24-04-2020, 08:54 PM
A priest, a philosopher, and a conspiracy theorist walked into a bar. They sit down at a table..
The priest says "God created all things!"
The philosopher says "But who created god?"
And the conspiracy theorist says "I think we're all just inside a computer and we're put into this exact situation by some weirdo as a sick joke!"
The priest says "God created all things!"
The philosopher says "But who created god?"
And the conspiracy theorist says "I think we're all just inside a computer and we're put into this exact situation by some weirdo as a sick joke!"