[chubbyquan]

I think I would be a radish because I'm pretty bland and like to spend most of my time underground

[Tensaz87]

Not sure you have ever had a radish, they can be pretty spicy though they do need salt to make them good. i think i would be a potato, hearty, tough, long lasting, but very tasty when made correctly

[Waahhh]

Mushroom, the poisonous kind so I won't die

[chubbyquan]

Both very good points haha. I didn't consider seasoning the radish first!

[QGooch3]

i would be spinch

[bensu moggs]

j'etrais un citron

[Porn Hunter]

I'd be a cucumber, because of all the produce, I think they probably get the most action o.O

[joachimlee]

Potato haha

[Danielsantoku]

Gonna have to go with the noble eggplant.

[rburns1]

And one of my posts was refused but this question is put up

[herefortehnoodz]

I would be Stephen Hawking because he seemed pretty smart despite being a potato.

[chubbyquan]

lmaooo thanks for all the great answers. very entertaining

[Blochy]

I would be a lettuce just so I could do knock knock jokes