The Detroit LIons have the best plan to make it to the Super Bowl: They're gonna resurrect several dead NFL greats, and then use an AI to tell the quarterback what to do. They'll then bribe Roger Goodell into telling the media every day that the Lions are the best team in the entire NFL. Then, on the last day of player trading, Jerry Jones will bribe Sheila Hamp (Lions owner) into giving him the entire Lions lineup and the AI bot, in exchange for an obscene amount of cash, and a used Mercedes that he once banged a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader in. Being totally playerless, the Detroit Lions will then forfeit the rest of the season, which will give them the winningest season they've had since the end of the end of WWI.