[Bob_sheldon]

I know there are some people out there who have some good ones would love to hear me.

[olichan12]

"Uhhhh, heya baby, wanna do it?"

[wakka]

I've always heard that the best conversation starter is "Hi"... never tested

[Bob_sheldon]

That is worth a test once the pandemic starts windind down

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You sure that’ll work sounds like a call from HR would likely occur ?

[Michael Jin]

Just state whatever your strongest political opinion is. Works every time.

[olichan12]

Calls from HR will occur anytime you speak to a woman about anything. Always email them, that way, there's evidence. I don't envy anyone working in an office, especially large offices. The drama is a nightmare.

[Jdjs4756]

Pull chalk out of your pocket and draw a line on the ground. Then say "I'll bet you a date you can't pick up that line"......

[Wrangle]

Blood on scene

[Faceless1]

I have a dick and a knife and one of them is going inside you