[Bluejaycromsonmouse]

Jokes are a pretty good way to cheer up, and I've been feeling in a slump lately with the quarantine and all, so what is better than a joke thread to share some lightheaded laughs to make the blues go away?

One of my favorite jokes is this one:
A Buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand and tells the man "make me one with everything."

Another one is:
What do you call a beehive with no exits?
Un bee leaveable

The cornier the joke the better, and jokes of any type and length are welcome here.
Show me what you got.